Get Drunk And Be Somebody

More like forever be known as “that loudmouth douchebag that kept talking about his limited edition bottle sleeve”:


I’ve only had Disaronno a couple times, and I remember liking it.  Even though I also like Maharishi (the camouflage pros), and LOVE camouflage print leather I have zero use for this product.  Why the hell would you need a sleeve for your bottle anyway?  OK fine, maybe it makes it look a bit nicer on the shelf, or provides a bit of protection when transporting.  Tell me why you could possibly need one with a pocket, a pencil, a pen, and a 24 carat gold plated USB stick though?  Do you often find yourself getting drunk writing rap lyrics down (alternating between pencil and pen), stuffing those rap lyrics in your bottle sleeve pocket.  Remembering that you should always have a backup, so you find the nearest computer and type your lyrics in and save them to your douchebag style USB stick?  If that explains an average night for you, you’re going to want to make sure you get in on this limited 50 piece release over at the Maharishi store in London (and other select stockists) on December 21st when this product drops.

The sleeve itself is made by Berlin, Germany brand BagJack if you want to check them out.