Do you even own a boat?  Are you often on it deep in the forest?

The answer is probably no to the 1st question, and is definitely no to the 2nd question.  This my friends, is what they call Juxtapositioning (that word got underlined in my spellcheck, so TM because I’m steady coining new ones up in this).

Plan on hitting up a boat cruise this summer?  Pair these with some crisp chinos and flex on your friends that night.  Next morning, wipe them down and flip them on Style Forum on the sneak tip as NIB (new in box).

$325 over at Need Supply Co.