Orlebar Brown in collaboration with the Woost God:

Spring has sprung and summer is just around the corner.  I know you guys are frantically looking for something to hide those awkward boners when going for a dip in the pool.  It’s all about distruptive patterns; this one which I like to call “Woodland Hipster” or “Hipsterflage” will do just that.

Sure they look like something you would have found on the sale rack at TJ Maxx back in ’92, and that’s exactly the point.  The other thing worth mentioning is that when people ask you where you got the shorts you can drop the Orlebar Brown name, and mention they are a Nick Wooster collab…. and people still won’t give two shits.  Do you care though? Nah, they are just herbs for not being down with menswear like you are.

$275 over at Mr. Porter.  Remember, awkwardly timed pool wood could get you in a lot more than $275 worth of trouble, so think of this as an investment not only in style, but also in your financial future.