Bro, do you even climb? Either way, Epperson Mountaineering has you covered:

For the stylishly rugged outdoorsy hunter-gatherer type who appreciates the quality and selection that Whole Foods has to offer.  This tote will fit a lot of quinoa, asparagus, fancy mustards, and that camembert you like so much.  Don’t get too carried away and forget to leave room for the bottle of bordeaux… how pedestrian would that be if you had to buy a liquor store tote, or god forbid carry it out in the open with your free hand?  I hate to even think about embarrassing situations like that.

In case you didn’t already figure it out, the Navajo strap detailing basically is what “makes” the tote.   Be sure to at least wiki what the Navajo people are about before you take this bad boy out in public… people will have no reservations (*ba dum ching*) about bringing their history up in casual conversation, in an attempt to catch a stylish man such as yourself slipping.

Step your tote game up son.  $99 over at End Clothing.