Author: ENDO-Mike

  • Balenciaga New Money WASPy Camoflauge

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    Fit looking like an old-money Dad on a tropical vacation, standing in the buffet line for 3rds: $1250 over at Mr. Porter.  The type of people that buy this shirt are completely oblivious to the fact you can actually clothe your naked body for less than $3000.  You’ll be chilling with them on your yacht,…

  • Maison Margiela Tabi GAT

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    The German Army Trainer (GAT) you never knew you needed: $985 USD straight from the Maison Margiela vein. As Young Thug famously said, “Take them boys to school, swagonometry“.  If you know me personally or even from my other blog (shoutout ENDO), you know I’m unwaveringly passionate about a few very specific things.  The German…

  • Mom Can I Go Out And Revolt Against The Establishment Tonight?

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    Customized Alpha Industries M-65: The $375 “Anarchy Field Jacket”…. since removed from the Barney’s NY website.  Nothing says anti establishment like showing up to the protest fitted in your mass produced anarchy jacket.  Save yourself the ridicule, buy the $180 blank Alpha Industries one, get a few different marker colors, and come up with your…

  • Support The Troops In This Dolce & Gabbana Dog Soldier Print Shirt

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    New from Dolce & Gabbana for A/W 2017: Paisley print background with the dog admiral painted portrait on the front? Oh wow.  I was thinking about this this shirt all day, and almost thanked a yellow lab for his service when I was out for a walk earlier.  He was a working dog with a…

  • Camouflage For The Sassy Rich Bitch Trying Not To Blend In

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    Valentino with a pattern they call Camupsychedelic for S/S 2015: A basic woodland pattern with alternate sassy colors.  Color me not impressed. Head over to the Valentino website to see the full Camupsychedelic lineup.  Pictured above is the $1590 nylon windbreaker.

  • Not Wanting To Hurt Your Girlfriend’s Feelings

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    The Comme Des Garcons ‘Peace’ t-shirt: $195 CAD ($155.79) from SSense. Your girlfriend always wants to get you something really awesome for your birthday.  She pays attention to everything you say, so she knows what you’re into… military stuff, camouflage, that olive color etc.  You’re a nice boy, but like to think you’re edgy.  She…