You’re going to want to pick up some urban hiking boots for scaling the shelves of Mount Wallymart:

If you want to turn heads that is, your going to need a pair of these $400 leather camouflage hikers from Modern Vice.  As a bonus they make them out of eco friendly leather which I’m pretty sure means that the cows all drove Toyota Prius’ when they couldn’t bike or walk to where they wanted to go.