The post title is my new life motto.  Pro tip – this is called a casket hat:

Truth be told, although I like tiger stripe and wish I could pull it off, I wouldn’t look good in a hat like that.  Old men love hats like that, but most go with tweed.  Tiger stripe camo shows the youngins that you’re not afraid to mix things up.  The fact it’s Mr. Bathing Ape also gives you some cred when stylish young kids ask you about it, because you can flaunt your mad disposable income… just don’t mix it up / flaunt too hard or you might break a hip.

£270 ($405 USD) from Present.