Category: Clothing

  • Real Gs Text Message With Toasty Fingers

    A touchscreen liner glove from snowboarding company Burton: Because all of us hardcores are worried about giving up our position when we un-glove our hands to text or answer a call.  Never be caught without some sort of disruptive pattern covering your skin at ALL times when you’re out in the wild. $18 over at Burton.

  • U.S. Alteration S/S 2013 Lookbook With Whoopi Goldberg

    Oops, that’s actually rapper Lupe Fiasco.  I get those two mixed up all the time now.  You can check out the rest of the small lookbook here. They went hard with the tiger stripe camouflage this year.  Make sure to check it all out at their webshop.  The hoodie that Lupe is wearing is $150. I criticized U.S.…

  • M-65 Jacket For Filthy Hippies

    I can smell the patchouli and unwashed hair just looking at this picture: Source – Honeyee Neighborhood normally makes some solid M-65s, but what the hell is this shit?  Did some Vietnam protesting hippy feel like he missed out of the fashion from that war, so he had to customize the jackets with a bunch of feminine…

  • Woodland Nautical

    The mixing of contrasting patterns is SO IN for 2013: I made up that heading, but believe it anyway just because I said so.  On paper, if someone would have described this shirt to me I wouldn’t have had the vision to not laugh them out of the office.  Thankfully there are people that do have such…

  • Business Casual Camouflage Button-up

    Attire to make them re-write the dress code: Imagine the look on the CEO’s face when he sees you and realizes that you can not be conformed.  Sure, navigating the iceberg filled waters of the corporate dress code isn’t rocket science, but you’ll likely get a raise for being the only one to successfully find…

  • Casket Hats Until The Casket Drops

    The post title is my new life motto.  Pro tip – this is called a casket hat: Truth be told, although I like tiger stripe and wish I could pull it off, I wouldn’t look good in a hat like that.  Old men love hats like that, but most go with tweed.  Tiger stripe camo shows…