• Bejeweled Camouflage Loafers

    Giuseppe Zanotti sets their sights on the trendy urban pimp:

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    If you’re wearing suede loafers without camouflage or jewels you’re just a simp.  Consider your pimp game stepped up for a mere $995, available over at SSense.  Beware the sensitive properties of suede though when conducting your regular pimp duties.

    It truly is hard out there for a pimp.

  • Unit Portables – MOLLE-esque Bags For Hipsters

    Some simple/quality looking bags with psuedo PALS webbing:

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    With most prices hoving around the €80 – €100 mark ($108 – $134 USD) this is actually around the same price, or maybe even a bit cheaper than buying real MILSPEC bags.  I haven’t seen anything by Unit Portables in person, so I can’t speak to their quality in comparison to MILSPEC, but it looks nice in the pictures.  For those that want a more modern look with modularity, Unit Portables might be a good option.

  • Tank Destroys Brick Road During Public Demo

    Not a single was given:

    Panzer-TankI cringed at 1:00 when that guy stuck his arm in the track.  They are lucky no rocks exploded out of the track when they were trying to drive away.

  • Camo Nike Air Max 1 Camo Geriatric

    Be the trillest OG in the nursing home:

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    I remember back in the early 1990s I thought the Nike Air Max silhouette was ill because it looked ahead of its time.  Well “its time” must have been the late 1990s, because ever since then I thought they looked ridiculous on people.  That chunky sole tapering to a point? The air window?  *Pusha-t style yeeeeeechhh*

    If I was styling the elderly I’d definitely scoop some of these up for the looks.  Animal print for the grandmas, tiger stripe for the grandpas.  Better believe I’d coordinate the pattern with color matched custom painted tennis ball sliders for their walkers too.

    Available online Feb 13th at Atmos Tokyo for ¥13,650 ($145 USD).

  • Fishtailing With Ace Hotel x Alpha Industries

    Get your swerve on in this waterproof M-65 fishtail parka collab:

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    Good looking parka, and the price isn’t bad either at $300.  Alpha Industries makes some quality stuff, so you know you’re good on that end.  Ace Hotel has been known for quality products since the beginning too.  Click the price link for detail shots.

  • Vans Dot Camo – Stunt On Them With Subtlety

    Occasionally the quietest shoes speak the loudest:

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    You like that heading line?  Sheeeeeeeeeit.  I was pretty damn proud of it, I might have to start TM’ing phrases on some of you biters.

    When I was growing up Vans were considered Airwalk’s for poor kids. Vans never stopped grinding though, and now they are more successful and bigger than ever.  I bet if you asked a high school kid about Airwalk he’d blow out the crotch in his skinny jeans laughing, and call you a name your lame ass would have to urbandictionary.

    $90 over at Vans.