If the military made these standard issue it would further complicate “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell”:

There would definitely be some fabulous soldiers walking around.  How much more would enemies hate the U.S. if they knew everyone had ~$500 designer sunglasses issued as a part of their kit.   Sheeeeeeeeeeit…. almost makes me wish it would happen.

Available in gold and chrome as pictured for €380 ($491 USD) over at Colette.