Category: Shoes

  • Shark Nose Art On Your Kicks

    Incorporating classic military style airplane nose art with camo and suede: From Japanese brand Losers. I’m not into skate style shoes anymore, but these are interesting regardless.  I especially like the woodland camo / black, but I wish it had a gummy or black upper sole. $140 AUD ($145 USD) over at UpThereStore.

  • Bejeweled Camouflage Loafers

    Giuseppe Zanotti sets their sights on the trendy urban pimp: If you’re wearing suede loafers without camouflage or jewels you’re just a simp.  Consider your pimp game stepped up for a mere $995, available over at SSense.  Beware the sensitive properties of suede though when conducting your regular pimp duties. It truly is hard out there for a pimp.

  • Camo Nike Air Max 1 Camo Geriatric

    Be the trillest OG in the nursing home: I remember back in the early 1990s I thought the Nike Air Max silhouette was ill because it looked ahead of its time.  Well “its time” must have been the late 1990s, because ever since then I thought they looked ridiculous on people.  That chunky sole tapering…

  • Vans Dot Camo – Stunt On Them With Subtlety

    Occasionally the quietest shoes speak the loudest: You like that heading line?  Sheeeeeeeeeit.  I was pretty damn proud of it, I might have to start TM’ing phrases on some of you biters. When I was growing up Vans were considered Airwalk’s for poor kids. Vans never stopped grinding though, and now they are more successful and bigger…

  • BAPE Two Face Plain / Camo Shark Chucks

    The Bape Shark Ape Sta: Yes that’s the same shoe… mind blowing huh?  One side you’ve got your duck-esque BAPE camo, an eye and a mouth, then on the other side a classic navy (pictured) or black with the other half of the shark face.  To make it even more mind blowing, the shoes are not…

  • Valentino S/S 2013 Camouflage Collection

    The Italian luxury brand goes full woodland. The above promo video was from their launch of the collection at their Milan store.  You may recognize Chinese artist Liu Bolin, as the guy getting painted to become “invisible”.  That is his claim to fame, and some of the pictures are actually really neat. Two jackets, a sweater,…