Tag: camouflage

  • Bejeweled Camouflage Loafers

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    Giuseppe Zanotti sets their sights on the trendy urban pimp: If you’re wearing suede loafers without camouflage or jewels you’re just a simp.  Consider your pimp game stepped up for a mere $995, available over at SSense.  Beware the sensitive properties of suede though when conducting your regular pimp duties. It truly is hard out there for a pimp.

  • Camo Nike Air Max 1 Camo Geriatric

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    Be the trillest OG in the nursing home: I remember back in the early 1990s I thought the Nike Air Max silhouette was ill because it looked ahead of its time.  Well “its time” must have been the late 1990s, because ever since then I thought they looked ridiculous on people.  That chunky sole tapering…

  • Vans Dot Camo – Stunt On Them With Subtlety

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    Occasionally the quietest shoes speak the loudest: You like that heading line?  Sheeeeeeeeeit.  I was pretty damn proud of it, I might have to start TM’ing phrases on some of you biters. When I was growing up Vans were considered Airwalk’s for poor kids. Vans never stopped grinding though, and now they are more successful and bigger…

  • Geometric Camouflage – Puzzle Them With Polygons

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    A.P.C. has that hotness for F/W: I’d prefer it in a green colorway rather than the tan one pictured… but hey, I’m annoying and picky.  All I know is that in this colorway you’ll be the only guy stunting hard looking like you fed your friends dog puzzle pieces and beer as a joke, and…

  • BAPE Two Face Plain / Camo Shark Chucks

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    The Bape Shark Ape Sta: Yes that’s the same shoe… mind blowing huh?  One side you’ve got your duck-esque BAPE camo, an eye and a mouth, then on the other side a classic navy (pictured) or black with the other half of the shark face.  To make it even more mind blowing, the shoes are not…

  • Louis Vuitton Monogramouflage

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    Finally, a disruptive pattern aimed at pretentious people: For years now I’ve been telling everyone who would listen, how much I like camouflage yet find it hard to wear because all the commoners wear it.  What I needed was a distinct camouflage that was so expensive, when people saw it they just knew instantly that you were…